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Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"What other tricks does he need?"

DIY marriage counseling.

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"All rise."

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

Man practising the violin.

Centaur Sprinter

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"How do you feel about turning over?"

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

Therapy for the cow dependent

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I wouldn't worry about it, in your case, the superiority complex just goes with this territory."

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

'I keep having these flashbacks.'

Men and Women's changing rooms