Target Crusher Pillows

'I must say, Simms, when you're hot you're HOT but when you're not you're NOT!'

'It's O.K., he's on full commission.'

"I really hate sales meetings"

'You may go in after they complete the body count.'

"It's a new target to try and target a time when we could set a target for agreeing a target for reducing targets to stop us being target driven."

The Salesman

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"Let me stop you right there. Look, you're paid to keep the competition out of our territory. I don't need to hear all the grizzly details."

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

'Well, we made it.'

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

Skeets Champion.

'Hey we just hit our sales goal...for 1978.'

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

Hitting a Brick Wall.

"How's your blogging going?"

'We're just not reaching the group between young marrieds and senior citizens.'

"Maybe you could give your wife a little more space till she gets the hang of archery."

Anders Iniesta

Exercise for fat people.

A wrecking ball aims for a bullseye target painted on the side of a building.

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'