Tarantino Fanatic Mugs

Taratino Eskimo

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

Reese Witherspoon

What's an Imax cave?

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Werewolves of London..."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Scottish party

Giant slug attacks a city

Out of kilter.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

Star Wars Audience

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

Movies vs. Films

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Which part are you reading for?"