Taoism Lover Pillows

I TOLD you we shouldn't have asked those Taoist penguins for directions!

Bad hair day!

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

You've Had Enough!

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

Why markets crash.

The Leafs win the Cup!

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Marley had a little lamb

"Herb's from Texas."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Vesta

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

Sleepy Bunny

Chorister's Loose Teeth

A singer being criticised

Camomiletherapy

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'Your tea is getting cold.'

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

A family choir

A complimentary biscuit

Heaven

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"Well, Tarzan, after spending all your time in the jungle, could you handle working in a small cubicle? And yes, there is a dress code, so you'll have to replace that loincloth with a suit and tie."

"I'm going to need even less tuba."