Tantrum Tamer Prints

"So when exactly is it a good time for my tantrum?"

'Why yes, I do remember little Timmy.'

"Use Your Inside Scream"

"No! I want my special plate! I want mine cut up! Not that way! Waaaaaah!" "I've gotta remember to throw that one out of the nest."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"Use your inside scream."

"You wouldn't think he was a gift from God, would you?"

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

4 steps to tantrum.

Temptation.

'You know what is amazingly fair? Me pretending I didn't hear that.'

'It was easy teaching Ben how to fish. Now I'm teaching him how to quit. C'mon Ben, it's time to go home!'

"Oh, she's just having another meltdown."

Out of patience

"No screen time means more scream time."

"How far can you throw a tantrum?"

"Throwing a tantrum to get his way seems to work for Young Master, but it certainly won't work for you!"

"If the kicking and screaming doesn't work, try holding your breath until they get the doll for you!"

'Everybody misses a fish now and then, Ben. Once you can accept that, I'll turn you loose.'

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

"He seems more determined this time...."

'Where's her volume control.'

"One moment, sweetie, I'm just asking Google how I should react."

Little boy not wanting to bathe

"I say it's broccoli, and I say, "Fuck It"."

"We'll be back in three hours."

REALITY

"I never get what I want."

The Terrible Forty-Twos

Low battery. 10% of battery remaining

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

Coping with a strong-willed child