Tantric Practices Prints

'We've been on the road to sexual enlightenment for over four hours...let's pull over for a coffee...'

"Home depot."

My God, I need to fart.

"Use your inside scream."

Prison for people who lack imagination.

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

The Use of Cavalry

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"Let me put it this way. If you had a tail, would you chase it?"

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

Kosovo.

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

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'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

The Deli Llama

"In case of emergency, break glass."

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

"Cured? - Before I went to my psychiatrist I was Napoleon - now, I'm back to being a nobody!!"

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

The Chameleon Spa

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

"Now we have all your arrows!"

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

No Tread on Me

"I get uncomfortable around comfort food."

"Some hear me loud. Some hear me clear. No one hears me loud and clear."

Abdul tried his hand at 'virtual' snake charming.