Tank Top Lover Mugs

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"Especially modified you say..."

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Bacterial Cultural Center

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

Golf war: 'Fore!'

Donald Rumsfeld

Beware of dog sign (tank)

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Panzer Hut.

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

Happy Xmas

Hunky Dory

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

Think Tank

'It's a military tattoo!'

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'