Tank Top Humorist Mugs

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

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Rising Gas Prices

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Guide fish.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

A Semicolon.

The Rural Bidet...

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Shark Chum

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Fish Farm.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'I got one this small.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."