Tank Top Humorist Mugs

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

"The Eggsorcist"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Rising Gas Prices

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"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Guide fish.

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

A Semicolon.

Another hot flash?

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Shark Chum

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

The Rural Bidet...

Fish Farm.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'I got one this small.'

Moon's Portaloo.

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

So, how are you planning on eating that?