Tank Tinker Prints

'Say, this is interesting.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

Thinking Gears

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Drool Marks

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Tool Box

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Painting the Ceiling

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Early cyborg.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

The Not-So Smart Meter

Gadget geek.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'