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'Looks like Jim couldn't untangle the Christmas tree lights again.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A midwife holding a baby

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Toys in the DVD Player.

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Crying baby

Timber preservation

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Quiet Time

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'Storm'

Dad's home

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

Babies

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

"I know he's little, but he uses it."