Tandem Bike Lover Pillows

Socially-distanced tandem.

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

Bike Romance

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

F& E Bicycle Shop. New - Used - Repairs. No Peddlers Allowed. Maybe you should change that to "No Solicitors."

"For goodness sake, dear, it's only an electric bicycle."

"We're in an open marriage."

Tandem

Tour de France champ Gastone Nencini

'I knew this place wasn't all it was cracked up to be.'

"I shaved my entire body and spent $2,600 on lighter bike components. Guess who's riding .04 miles per hour faster now?"

"It was green when I went through it."

"That's where we smoke the e-cigarettes.'

"It beats me why you were so adamant we buy a tandem."

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

Surgeon on bike.

Taking your bike to the moon.

Tandem face mask

Adam and eve riding a tandem bike

Dear, could I suggest one small change for our next custom built tandem?

Bike Love

"Look, I gotta go...traffic's getting a little crazy."

"You know, my bike's actually way cooler than a '64 convertible Impala. The open road is much more open."

'We spend so much time looking at bikes on the Internet, we invested in a bigger monitor.'

Cyclist

"I felt you get on at the traffic lights, but who are you exactly?"

Lift on the Tandem.

Bike Question