Talking On The Phone Mugs

"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."

'Warning: the tidbit you are about to hear contains portions dealing with sex and violence. Listener discretion advised.'

'I gotta go, my rides here.'

A Hind-style god with many arms drives a car while doing many other things such as smoking, drinking a coffee, and talking on a mobile phone.

"Oh, filled with hopeless longing. And you?"

"I hardly consider it a date, Mom. we just noshed."

Should I wear my good sweater and skirt or

"That was a telemarketer, not a robo call. It felt good to cuss out a real person."

Woman dresses up to talk to a suitor on the phone.

'That's my neighbor. He's up all night watching tv or talking to his sister on the phone. He's such a busy body, I wish he'd mind his own business.'

What are you doing? I'm letting double glazing chat to free holidays.

'If I don't love you, Susan, why'd I call you during anytime minutes instead of night and weekend minutes?'

"What? Speak up! I can't hear you! I'm getting outside interference!"

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"Last year I gave up wine for lent. . . this year I'm just giving up lent!"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"It is we."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Men gossiping

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Yes, I'm alone."

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

Woman on the phone.

Dialogue

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel