Talkative Trailblazer Prints

'I tried to join the local rambling club - but the man on the phone just went on and on and on..."

PSA Banter.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Dialogue

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"It says here you can think on your feet. What happens when you sit down?"

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

Statue of Christopher Columbus

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

"Tough group."

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

'Sure, I can talk, but I still feel culturally illiterate.'

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

"Tell me again about those twelve mile hikes you were on in the military."

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

'I usually say what I think.'. . .'I usually think what I say.'

The Ly'in Starts Here.

"Could you tell me where I am? Not geographically - but in an existentialist way."

'Yes that's right I ordered 2 doubles. Why, did you want a drink too?'

'He's a Tex'an.'

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

'You must assert yourself more.'

'Nine out of ten doctors think excessive drinking is bad for your health.'

'Do you mind id I take a few calls while you're writing up that ticket, Officer?'

"How are you doing with that advertising copywriter?"

"I'm filled with the holiday spirit. Single malt scotch."

"How does drinking help with your brainstorming ideas?"

'White is beautiful, too.'

"As kindergarten taught me, a liberal application of glitter can hide a host of flaws."

"I don't understand a word young people say these days."

"I'm really going to miss getting steamed at Anthony Lewis."