
Radio phone-in
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Radio phone-in
"Still Undecided Political Blocs"
Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.
Which Hogwarts house are you?
Clive Anderson
Not-so-easy listening...
Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.
"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."
'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'
"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"
Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I am 62 years old and was fired from my job of 22 years just before xmas 2010. What should I do? Sincerely, Irene. Attack! Stop! Enough, Sadie. Haven't you been listening? The mean-spirited, virulent partisanship of talk show hosts must end. People were hurt and some died. Aren't you the ultimate partisan, you coot? That's different lady! Fasten your seatbelts.
"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"
"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"
'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'
You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!
"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"
Welcome to "The Ask Sadie Show," pre-Halloween edition. First caller is Zombie Eaton, from Schenectady. What's your problem?! Munch
Ask Sadie is back. You're on, caller. What's your problem? My wife finally answered my emails. She wants me back. She says she's sorry she left me for her personal trainer. She said making mad, passionate love to him has become unfulfilling. She said she's tired of the excitement, tired of his fancy house, tired of the lavish trips around the world, and tired of him not snoring like a jackhammer, like I always do. Let go and move on, you ninny!!! She said she's especially tired of his ability to
"They're dumbing down the news now!"
'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'
'Golden Oldies are now songs I hated when my kids were teens.'
As a doctor I can only tell you that the jury is still out as regards the benefits of cannabis in a medical context,however it is my personal opinion that this particular sample would make one bitchin spliff.
'Coming up next. . . our traffic and weather report.'
Akron, oh, you're on Ask Sadie. What's your problem?! I'm thinking of not signing up for health insurance this year. Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens. That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor. When great-great-grandmother Cohen had her sixth heart attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept on plowing.
Dear listeners, Some troubling news. I have learned a special prosecutor wants to know the source for my scoop that Mitch McConnell has a crush on Dr. Pimple Popper star Dr. Sandra Lee. I will tell you this – I will never reveal my source. I'd sooner go to jail, as scary as that would be to my friends and family. Guess who's in the dating market again! Bad girl.
Rush Limbaugh, Balloon Boy.
Pallbearers sitting around radio: 'This just in! Tributes are pouring in for the legendary tenor Pavarotti, who passed away earlier today....'
Things can only get worse...
Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Donald Trump's Inauguration. Specifically, we'll talk about how most of the big starts asked to perform for him refused to do it. We'll also be talking about how yours truly won the blue ribbon at the 1928 Jr. Miss Flapper competition at the "And How!" speakeasy for my rendition of "Bug-Eyed Betty is the Bees Knees." Trump called me, but I refused to perform too. But I gave him the third runner-up's contact info. Trump, Bessie Ma
Today's special guest: Rudy Park. Author of the bestselling memoir iMac Therefore I Am. Raised by rabid chimps in the desert, Rudy went on to invent the computer, and date Paris Hilton. Such an inspiring tale, young man. I made it all up. And so honest, too. Let me come clean!
"Sorry, I was driving under the influence of a bull market radio report."
"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."
"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh."
"Play Misty for me."
Santa hears mention of Christmas on the radio.
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