Tales And Legends Enthusiasts Prints

'I bet your grandad made a bomb out of the tooth fairy!'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"Well did he?"

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

Fishing Boat Derby

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Giant Headless Horseman

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

Tall tales and Short stories

Robin Hood.

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

Baron de Munchausen

Don Quixote

Kid reading Tolstoy's 'War and Peace' as Dad brings in 'The Three Bears'.

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.

"Ok, ok, my mistake—twice upon a time..."

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

Paul's Bunions

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

"Dragons were never out of style."

"Yeah, this guy caught me, took a photo, kissed me on the lips and released me! What a weirdo!"

"Tell me a whopper."

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

"Grandpa says there's a frozen mosquito trapped inside every snowflake."