Talents Mugs

Piano Four Extremities.

"He's one in a million."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"Er. . . anything else?"

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

"That's my novel."

Sign Him.

No Talent Agency

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

"I'm sorry I really can't take you seriously."

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."