Talent Competition Follower Prints

Simon Owl - That hoot was ghastly!

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Final words on gravestones.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"What are you doing?"

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

'Rhea of the Year.'

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Mall of ages

The Chia Pet

Basic Instinct

Trump commissions song

Georgian head-dress

"It just seems like we're stuck on Lambada when everyone else is twerking."

"Lenders are a lot more cautious about 'interest free' mortgages these days. "