Tale-telling Tycoon Prints

". . . while Rip slept, his stock portfolio went way up. . . and everyone lived happily ever after."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

Supermarket Merge

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

'I think we may have an income problem.'

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds."

'We've decided to foreclose on Paraguay, Ferguson -- Get down there and take the place over.'

"Philip! Nice to see you still at large."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

Just Merged.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Manager.

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'I like the way his conscience doesn't get in the way of his profit motive.'

Chain of command. Me - everybody else.

How to live on 25 cents a week allowance.

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'