Taking Over Family Business Gifts

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

"That someday has arrived son, It's all yours"

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

'One day all this will be yours... thank god!'

"Someday son, this will all belong to a post-apocalyptic dystopian future."

No matter who says otherwise,nepotism is not a dirty word.

"Remember, son, it's not what you know that counts but who I know."

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

'Someday, all this will be yours.'

'Maybe one day, this will all be yours, son...I need to see if you've got what it takes to make it as a C.E.O. in the ruthless world of a corporate boardroom before I hand it over and let you sit in that chair.'

"A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making this company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got."

'I didn't want the family business but ten years ago on take-your-child-to-work day my father wouldn't let me go home again.'

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...batteries not included.'

"I really don't want kids, but my dad insists on me carrying on our family's long history of nepotism."

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

I work for the hoisery mill my grandfather founded. So stockings run in my family!

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

"You work for the family business, and I am your father, not the patriarchal oppressor..."

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

"Ma didn't want to leave out anyone."

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

"Someday, my dimwitted son, all this will belong to your sister."

"...and remember son. Don't let anybody push you around!"