Taking Over A Family Business Mugs

"One day Son, all of this will be yours, high blood pressure, ulcers, diabetes, bills....!"

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'I'm going to teach you the value of a dollar invested.'

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"You work for the family business, and I am your father, not the patriarchal oppressor..."

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

"Ma didn't want to leave out anyone."

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

It's not a figure of speech - this is the corporate ladder.

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

"...and remember son. Don't let anybody push you around!"

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"Someday, my dimwitted son, all this will belong to your sister."

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

'Where did we go wrong?'

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'