Taking A First Flight Prints

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Airport Security.

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'Are we there yet?'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

The World's Easiest Airport

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

The World Wide Web.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Airplane Mode.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

A private jet takes off

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

Airport

Airliner

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Mass Travel

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Dog on a plane.

Flight Socks.

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'