Tailored Talkers Prints

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Dialogue

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

Macho talk from down in accounting.

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

'...There's this big dude on the other side. Nobody look! But, every time we try anything he comes after me. Now, what's that all about?'

'They're fine through the day, but when I leave work the little one goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home.'

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."

'I'm really worried Doc. I'm beginning to feel quite good about myself!'

"We can rule out stage fright. Maybe it's performance anxiety."

"You look so beautiful. Twinkling in the moonlight."

"I sometimes eat and drink too much. My stomach gets very upset about it."

'What are you doing at the weekend?'

Joe Franklin

'Expensive wine, long-stem roses, imported candies...wasn't our argument about MY spending habits?'

"You say the nicest things. . . and perfectly sober as well."