Tailored Hydration Expert Prints

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

Pull the udder one

Swimming Prankster

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

"I'm addicted to water."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

Make your own bottled water.

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

Water: the first medicine

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

Man at cooler, notices mouse hole also with cooler.

'So we meet again...'

Man being splashed by cold water under Drive Thru sign that says 'Quick Refresher'.

"Darn it! No more cups!"

A Vet? I had you picked in advertising.

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

Caution: Jogger Makes Frequent Bathroom Stops

Crawling Marathon.

Cactus Fountain

"I'm Artie. I'll be your beverage consultant."

'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'

'Let's try this -- I want you to drink a gallon of water before every meal.'

I stay hydrated by slowly drinking eight glasses of water each day. I figure that's one hour less of work I have to do.

'Poland springs! Poland springs!'

Colin was determined not to go thirsty on the fun run,,,