Tail-wagging Whisperer Mugs

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Bad dog."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Your love gives me strength."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

'No need to shout.'

K9 Authors.

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"