Tail-wagging Tippler Mugs

'It's sad to see a good dog go bad.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog lover

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"You've already been for a walk."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

K9 Authors.

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

'He's barking mad!'

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

English Pointers giving pointers.

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

Stick man throws arm for dog

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'