
'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'
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'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'
'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'
Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.
Dog lover
'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'
'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'
"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."
I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.
'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'
Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.
"You've already been for a walk."
'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'
"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."
"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."
K9 Authors.
'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'
"Wag your tail just once when I come home. You miserable dog!"
"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"
A dog reads a newspaper
"I think he's lost."
Cruel Pet Tricks
'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'
'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'
"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"
'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'
"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."
"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."
"I say you're spoiling that dog."
'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'
"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."
"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"
'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'
'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'
Doggy Peer Pressure
"Good dog!"
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