Tail Wagger's Confidant Prints

"That is not my pee I'm smelling."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

A man and his dog

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

'He loved that dog.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"No, I did not sniff you!"

Headshot of perky dog.

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

Stick man throws arm for dog

"I'm doing it for him. If I brought the ball back each time he wouldn't get any exercise at all."

"Take it easy back there!"

"Mr. Wakefield and Bowser? Or Bowser and Mr. Wakefield?"

'Of course he gets vaccinations faithfully. He does everything faithfully.'

A Dog's Grave.

"He's a true friend and companion and, should it ever come to it, meat."

'Oh forget it, I'll take a bath.'

Pet

Handshakes.

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.

'If you're so smart, let's see you scratch your ear with your foot.'

'You're retiring from practice? Right in the middle of examining my dog?'

'Well, I might not be able to fetch the newspaper for her, but she carries me around everywhere in her purse...'

(Dog smoking): 'Perky isn't a bad dog, but she's hanging with a bad crowd.'