Tail Chase Virtuoso Mugs

It's worse than you think - his tail's actually chasing him.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Dog lover

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"I finally caught you... now what?"

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"You've already been for a walk."

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

"It's been one of those days. I don't know if I’ve been chasing my tail or it's been chasing me."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"And here are today's categories...."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.