Tactical Talker Mugs

'...There's this big dude on the other side. Nobody look! But, every time we try anything he comes after me. Now, what's that all about?'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

The Use of Cavalry

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

"You know very well what fish!"

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'... I'll take the handoff to the tailback, then give the ball to my stunt double here, and he will dive head-first into the end zone.'

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'And that's the quickest way out of the car park after the game.'

Rock, paper, scissors

"Being a leader means you have the ball, what are you going to do with it?"

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'Better get used to player rotation!'

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.