Tabloid Skeptics T-Shirts

"Former Bonny Baby winner completely unrecognisable 55 years on"

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Why do you hate the media?

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

JET (Part I)

Classic News.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

Look! This says that space aliens have landed and have taken over control of the earth. Boy that's a load off my mind!

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

No Unknown Unknowns

The following story is based on actual events.

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

'Inflated gloom!'

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

Russian war crimes