Tabloid Skeptics T-Shirts

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Why do you hate the media?

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

JET (Part I)

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

Classic News.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

'Inflated gloom!'

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

Russian war crimes

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'