Tablet Tamer Prints

Childhood Screen Addict

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Busy office.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

New Swiss Army Knife

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

Dentist Training School.

"Most projects require three hands."

How very Independent!

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

Paper Trail

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."

'Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission.'

"Our driverless smart car texted me saying it went to get an oil change because I was too lazy to do it. Is there a way to disable its rudeness?"

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Next Year's Postal Service Marketing Campaign.

Man in office smiling in delight as various office equipment dances for him

Superhero training.

"Mrs. Tibbles, the vet will see you now."