Table Squatter Pillows

"Excuse me, you're gonna have to leave...you've been hogging this table for days!"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

'We're still crazy then ...'

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

"We both know I'm going to feed Rex table scraps anyway, so I figured..."

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'...but what else am I supposed to do between 9 and 5 on a weekday?'

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

"Come on Lads! Let's move up the pitch!"

"He nibbled though the rotten skirting and then got squashed by my porn mags."

"Do we really have to use these plates?"

'Take it off! Take it all off! Then be as still as possible.'

New Football Strips (For Table Football)

"I'm so special that I even get my very own blanket for the sofa."

"You can always tell which guys aren't trapped in long-term contracts."

'Forget about the etiquette, it's a sure way of getting their attention.'

Lawn mower man on football table.

"I allow you to use my name as your password, so the least you could do is feed me some table scraps from time to time."

"You think your table location is bad? - Ours is in there!"

Table Football Hooligans.

"I thought I placed myself on a 'Do not call' list from you people. Well, as long as you're here, can you put Mom on?"

"I finally won my battle against those little aphids that crawl all over my squash!"

New strip for the table football team

Human Cull: 'Year - now's a great time to talk.'