'Did you know in some cultures it's considered rude to lick your plate?'
Table Etiquette Prints
Decorate with style and wit using prints that celebrate table etiquette, turning good manners into art and adding personality to any space.
"Not at the table."
"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"
'It's rude to stretch across the table. Haven't you got a tongue?'
'Have you been eating right?'
Lunch with Wally: 'Need a napkin?'
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."
"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"
"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."
Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.
"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"
'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'
"Shouldn't you use a plate?"
"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."
"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"
"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."
'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'
"I hope he's wearing pants."
Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.
"This time, let's not just fill up on bread."
'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'
"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"
Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'
'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'
"The last doggy bag."
"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."
'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'
Screen Time at the Dining Table
"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"
'Don't chew your food.'
"Would you like free or expensive water?"
"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."
"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"
"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."
Table Etiquette Prints Collection
Table Etiquette Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that humorously celebrate table etiquette—perfect for bringing fun to your morning coffee or tea.
Table Etiquette Pillows
Check out our pillows showcasing clever takes on table etiquette, a fun way to add personality to your living space.
Table Etiquette T-Shirts
Browse our witty t-shirts that poke fun at or honor good table manners, great for casual outings or relaxed family dinners.