Tabby Enthusiast Mugs

"Nine out of ten cats have never agreed on anything."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Copycats

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Foster failure"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Late night teddy reading

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"And where have you previously moused?"

The Mouse Princess

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Cats on Board.

'Oh, crap.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'