"And this is the traditional alternative."
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"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"
"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."
Maybe clean out your wallet
'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'
TV-Man
"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."
"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."
Mental Health System Breakdown
'He's working on the great American requirements document.'
Does it spark joy?
'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'
'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'
Capitalism
Police Shootings: Searching for justice
'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'
"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."
Bummer Time Streaming
Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.
DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.
Are you still on strike, tv? That depends, master. Depends on what? On whether you still want me to find "Cop Rock" reruns. If you won't show it to me, I'll just catch it on YouTube. No you won't, master. Your phone and iMac have joined me in solidarity. Elon Musk was right about artificial intelligence ruining everything. Btw, I just googled you, and it seems "master" is not actually your name.
'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'
Justice Imbalance
Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You
Selling Justice
New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.
You finished Netflix
Changing the Man in Charge Doesn't Change the System
Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.
'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'
Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)
What If?
Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.
How corporate data wizards decide it's time to re-vamp everything...
"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."
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