System Explorer Prints

'Now, with this system you can do the equivalent of running a steel mill - keeping track of the quality of the ore, domestic and foreign orders, smelting processes...'

Body Systems

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

The Cavendish Laboratory,London 1897, J.J. Thomson discovers the electron. "If Cavendish was so smart, why didn't he think of it?"

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

Nano technology.

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

With Jury Duty for All

Caveman at Computer

Drawing graphs on a computer.

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

The absurd artist

'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.'

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

Leon the electron was not sure just to where he'd been blasted when the photon struck, but indicators suggested he was now in one of the atom's degenerate orbitals.

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

"No, it's not and earthquake. When our smart home goes into sleep mode, it tends to snore."

"Ah, that was another era. That was a month ago."

'Three years? But that's aaaaaaaaaages.'

Upload/Download Elevator

The straw that broke the camels back!

Back in the days before they had security cameras.

'Just locating my desk has become the toughest part of my commute.'

"And this bit down here is about actually how to do the job."

'Wow!! Look at the big butt on that one.'

"You can be your own attorney, but no, you cannot be your own judge."