System Disrupter Prints

What If?

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'

Man painting over a computer screen.

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'She wishes.'

"You majored in cyber hacking and institutional sabotage?. . . Hired!"

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

"Pawn to King Four."

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

"You must be the new guy!"

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

Spoonfest

A man exits his house to a clapboard.

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'

"How about one-ish? I love the way it sounds."

PC and The Web is the wrecking ball.

A dictator makes a speech, about to be doused with water.

I have laryngitis. I lost my voice screaming because the internet generation is so self-centered. You write self-centered blogs, internet sites, and now you tweet. You are navel-gazing narcissists. Aaaah. Getting yelled at by a sign. Tap tap tap tap.

Occupy crunch

The Unalphabetizer

This Amount of Computer Code

'Ok, I've hacked into the NHS. Elsie Bartle had two sore throats in 1973; where do we go with that kind of data?'

Isn't It Exciting?

An angry engineer getting out of a train that has had to stop because a woman has taken some railroad ties out to build a flower garden in the middle of the tracks.

Annoying computer user.

'Miss Jones, those pants have got to go. I can't have my secretary looking like a boy.'

"That's the first time he's ever done anything spontaneous!"

TV Kill

'We'd like to share a haircut.'

'Would you mind jumping in further down please?'