Synth Enthusiast Gifts

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

Marimba

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Mozart on a computer,

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Piano Recital

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Rap music

'Play it again, Sam.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Chano Pozo,

Freddie Mercury

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Guitar Man.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'