Syntax Stylist Mugs

Present Tense/Present Simple/Present Progressive/Present Perfect/Present Past.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Bad hair day!

Someone who knows apostrophes

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Vivienne Westwood

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."