Symptom Story Enthusiast Mugs

'I don't have any political opinions - would you like to hear about my symptoms'

Audio Books

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

Men discussing a book on a chat show

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Happy New Ear!

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

'This history paper is about an event that happened a long time ago, but in the great scheme of things isn't all that important, making this report very short. The end.'

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"It's post-gingerbread."

Proceedings of the club

Meet the pop-up author.

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

'The doctors ruled out a remarkable recovery. You'll get better, they just don't think it'll be all that remarkable.'

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

"No, I want a story I already know all the words to."

'Love changes everything.'

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

'Gramma, can you help with my homework?'

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

"There are too many starfish for you to save. How can you possibly hope to make a difference?"