Symbolism Savvy Gifts

"We're looking for a long dining room table that can symbolize the growing chasm between us as our marriage devolves into a black charade of alienation and indifference, for around twelve hundred dollars."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"I think we'd make a good team!"

Lemniskate

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Then what happened?"

Peace Locked in a Cage

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Anti-war libra.

The Idea of America.

Life and Death

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

New life (organ donation)

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

Charles Baudelaire

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Holy Mackerel!"

Flower growing from a bomb.

Pacifying Syria

Black cloud over Statue of Liberty

'He did it for us.'

"Nemesisyphus"

Sunset

"Well, what else am I supposed to do with an olive branch no one wants?"

Dove of Peace casting shadow of a fighter plane

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

Shaker Cornucopia

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

Undertaker's Flower Box.

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."