Symbolic Thinker Mugs

"I love nature."

I (heart) my (spade).

I think you oversold the whole silver bullet thing --- Everybody talks about them as if they're the solution to everything.

'Sure I'm interested in symbolism. Money is a symbol, isn't it?'

A man offers a woman a piece of himself.

War and Peace

reincarnated worm...

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"I think we'd make a good team!"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Then what happened?"

Peace Locked in a Cage

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

New life (organ donation)

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

A voodoo doctor.

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Charles Baudelaire

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

Black cloud over Statue of Liberty

"Well, what else am I supposed to do with an olive branch no one wants?"

'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.'