Symbiosis Fan Mugs

'It started with the remoras, but then I picked up a catfish, a few rays, an eel, some perch...'

"Well yes, the beekeeper takes some of our honey, but he provides accommodation, so it's like us paying rent to a landlord really..."

"This place has the best happy hour."

'The circle is complete!'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Cat and mouse

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Homo Zapiens

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Life and Death

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Photosynthesis? How lazy can you get?!

The Reaper's Arms

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

Eureka

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

"It's an app."

Echo in the hippo.

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

"How much longer are you going to be?"

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

Evolution

You might want to cut back on the probiotics.

The Beginning of Nostalgia

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."