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The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

Maybe clean out your wallet

"Uh-Oh..."

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

Target your customer.

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

Game changing

Business Target

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

'Don't look now, but I think we're being followed.'

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'