Sword Tricks Mugs

A magician sees his suitcase with swords in it on the luggage conveyor belt.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Warrior Woman

Epic Battles

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

How Swordfish Are Born

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Decapitated coffee.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Sabrage!

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

Pub Kendo.

Sawrd Fighting

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Man with Sword in Penholder

Swords for Making America Great Again

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Scheduel.

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Fencing Lessons