Swole Serpents Prints

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

Powerful Love.

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Jurassic Country Club.

"I'm not saying you have to give them up entirely, but you need to eat your young in moderation."

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

Ophiologist

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'

Snake Blogging

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

'Do you have creamed tuna?' 'No, but we can slap around some sardines for you.'

Quick gin. Sloe gin

Think positive.

'It's so I don't lose the kids in the long grass...'

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

'Hmm, that would be great for grandpa.'

'It better be good - we only eat once a month.'

Jehovah's Fitness

Caution. Slow drivers ahead searching for snakes on the road.

Snake charmer charms snake into the shape of a treble clef.

"Give up? Do you realise how hard it was to start?"

"Now ladies, I hope none of you have been cheating."

Meet the publisher's entire marketing dept. 2-4pm

Snake charmer losses his snake to the charms of a female snake.

Snake Charmer

Snake Charmer

"Please untangle us. Play a tango."