Swiss Cuisine Gifts

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'It's my favorite.'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

Children playing games

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Pizza time.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Sisyphus Pizza

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

William Tell's Other Four Children

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'Remember, don't discuss the case with the jurors.'

Pizza Study Party

The art of pizza

"One slice—hold the bread."

"When Al said he enjoys PBS, I didn't know he meant pizza, beer, and sports."