Swiss Cuisine Gifts

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'It's my favorite.'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

Children playing games

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Pizza time.

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

Corporate Cafeteria. I don't care how many toppings you pizza has --- eating it is not multitasking!

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Sisyphus Pizza

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

William Tell's Other Four Children

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

'Remember, don't discuss the case with the jurors.'

Pizza Study Party

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

"One slice—hold the bread."

"He's in training for the World Cup."