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Independents still undecided.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"What was I thinking?!"

That party went well.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

It can be taken up at any age....

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

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'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

The Politics of Food.

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

George Orwell

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

Was it wrong to get involved in Iraq in the first place...or did we do the right thing?

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

"All those in favour of democracy, raise your hand."

American flag with the shadow of a gun.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'