Swing Set Conqueror Mugs

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'My feet are killing me.'

Rage.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

Commutobile

The trim reaper

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"Must get a longer cable."

Yoga To-Do

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

Monday morning is nigh.

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

A Learning Curve.

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

"Edward, if you don't mind, this is very serious."

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"