Swing Seekers Mugs

'We don't spend enough time together, son. Ever thought of becoming a caddy?'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Swinging

"This never happened."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

It can be taken up at any age....

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Golf lessons

Mood Swings.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Swing

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Where's my horse?'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

For sale - Used only Once.

A bride and a groom on a swing

Automatic swing machine

Stone henge swing.

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.